omg. tess jiang wen yi. im so going to kill you. stupid pig. make me so high in the middle of the night. its 5am and i hvnt slept. read her blog. her quiz answers are so HER. urgh. and i just stared at the comp screen and laughed and laughed like mad, her quiz answers got me so high! i can imagine her saying all those stuff la. oh man. i miss the primary school days. haha. when there were some erm, kinky yet funny and siao moments spent together. haha. going to copy some of her super lame quiz answers. and of course, i got to acknowledge it. the section below is from TESS's blog...
2) 12 Sentences You Love To Say Most ( mostly to my sis ) :
- you are pig ah ?
- shut up lah!
- dont lame can ?
- dont come here !
- sorry lah , not on purpose
- u think u transparent ah ? ( whn she blocks my view)
- help me pour ( whtever drink )
- help me switch on ( tv n blah )
- pick up the phone lah !
- lower the volume ( of comp/tv/radio)
- u better sweep the floor hor !
- u better wash ur bowls ( since in chi is xi wan) !
oh my god, tess, you're such an evil meanie. i pity your sis! its not very funny here, but its starting to get funnier...
4) 12 Top Friends (In No Particular Order):
- tom
-dick
-harry
-blossom
-bubbles
-buttercup
-hikaru
-kaoru
-xiao xin
-n his dog xiao bai
-ah meng
-ah rang
tess! what's with you la. lamer la. you sound like you are a monkey using a comp. i laughed like mad when i saw powerpuff girls and ah meng on her list. -.-
8)12 Nice Names You Like
- tess x 12
what the... tess the ego queen.
9) 12 Top Tv Characters You Like
- ah meng
- ah rang
- zhi shu
- ya se wang
- da dong
- ( lol , whts ya lun char name in ko1 ? )
- la bi xiao xin
- xiao bai
- hikaru
- kaoru
- dark
- krad ?
my only comment: -.- no energy to laugh like siao alr. its 5.09am now.
15. Do u tink u r cute?no , im very cute
17. Do u wear contacts?yes i wear them tgt w my specs
22. Fav. food?dog food
24. Favourite web site?www.youtube.com , www.tubeandminiskirt.com
28. Fav. animal?YOU
omg, im insulted -.-
29. Do u have more girl or more boyfrens?homo
homosexual?!
32. How often do u get together wif yr family?once in a blue moon
33. Do u tell yr frens or yr parents more?i tell my grandparents
35. Are u a flirt?yes i got 10000000 gf
37. Are u mean?im mean mode median
38. U lyk sum1?i dont like summing up numbers.
40. u dance infront of e mirror?yes i do tt everyday w a pole
41. u have watched a porno?yes im watchg one now
42. U sing in shower?yeah , i still use a mic
46. U've seriously hurt sum1 close to u emotionally?no , i hurt them physically
47. U drink alcohol?yes im drinkg 1 glass now
51. U've cheated on a test?yeah , i cheated during psle , cool huh ?
52. U' ve smoked?i smoke cigars
53. wad r u wearing?nth
56. How r u feeling?feeling horny ( mushroom)
58. Wad r u eating?im eatg dog food
60. Hows e weather?snowg
61. Wads on yr mouse pad?i got no mouse pad , onlysanitary pads
63. Wad perfume do u use?insecticide
64. Wads in yr wallet or purse?hell notes
65.Thong or regular panties?botcmon , i wear boxers
66. Tall or short boys?tall at least need 3m
67. Blonde or brunette guys?botak kind
68. Gd or bad boy?bad boy bcos i support a-mei
71. Wad do u find anonnying in a guy?whn he says the word annoying
72. Wads e first thing u notice abt a guy?chest hair
75. Wad r u hoping for?more dog food
77. Wad movie do u rly wna to watch?texas chainsaw massarce
78. Tell us abt those scars.dont hv
80. Whre is yr fav. place to travel?amk is enough
81. u last dream abt?im bringing sexy back
84. Who was the last person u tok to on e phone?a cat
85. Do u lyk e person tt sent this to u?no cos i need to del n del her anws
86. Ever had crush on a teacher?no , i had one on my principal
91. Chocolate or Vanilla?strawberry
93. Whos e most likely to respond?everyone cos we all respond to changes wht
94. Whos e least likely to respond??non-living thgs
95. Wad did u do last nite?eatg dog food
you can die of laughter by reading that pig's answers. okay. im off to sleep now. cip tmr at 8! shit. and its 5.30 alr ><
2) 12 Sentences You Love To Say Most ( mostly to my sis ) :
- you are pig ah ?
- shut up lah!
- dont lame can ?
- dont come here !
- sorry lah , not on purpose
- u think u transparent ah ? ( whn she blocks my view)
- help me pour ( whtever drink )
- help me switch on ( tv n blah )
- pick up the phone lah !
- lower the volume ( of comp/tv/radio)
- u better sweep the floor hor !
- u better wash ur bowls ( since in chi is xi wan) !
oh my god, tess, you're such an evil meanie. i pity your sis! its not very funny here, but its starting to get funnier...
4) 12 Top Friends (In No Particular Order):
- tom
-dick
-harry
-blossom
-bubbles
-buttercup
-hikaru
-kaoru
-xiao xin
-n his dog xiao bai
-ah meng
-ah rang
tess! what's with you la. lamer la. you sound like you are a monkey using a comp. i laughed like mad when i saw powerpuff girls and ah meng on her list. -.-
8)12 Nice Names You Like
- tess x 12
what the... tess the ego queen.
9) 12 Top Tv Characters You Like
- ah meng
- ah rang
- zhi shu
- ya se wang
- da dong
- ( lol , whts ya lun char name in ko1 ? )
- la bi xiao xin
- xiao bai
- hikaru
- kaoru
- dark
- krad ?
my only comment: -.- no energy to laugh like siao alr. its 5.09am now.
15. Do u tink u r cute?no , im very cute
17. Do u wear contacts?yes i wear them tgt w my specs
22. Fav. food?dog food
24. Favourite web site?www.youtube.com , www.tubeandminiskirt.com
28. Fav. animal?YOU
omg, im insulted -.-
29. Do u have more girl or more boyfrens?homo
homosexual?!
32. How often do u get together wif yr family?once in a blue moon
33. Do u tell yr frens or yr parents more?i tell my grandparents
35. Are u a flirt?yes i got 10000000 gf
37. Are u mean?im mean mode median
38. U lyk sum1?i dont like summing up numbers.
40. u dance infront of e mirror?yes i do tt everyday w a pole
41. u have watched a porno?yes im watchg one now
42. U sing in shower?yeah , i still use a mic
46. U've seriously hurt sum1 close to u emotionally?no , i hurt them physically
47. U drink alcohol?yes im drinkg 1 glass now
51. U've cheated on a test?yeah , i cheated during psle , cool huh ?
52. U' ve smoked?i smoke cigars
53. wad r u wearing?nth
56. How r u feeling?feeling horny ( mushroom)
58. Wad r u eating?im eatg dog food
60. Hows e weather?snowg
61. Wads on yr mouse pad?i got no mouse pad , only
63. Wad perfume do u use?insecticide
64. Wads in yr wallet or purse?hell notes
65.Thong or regular panties?botcmon , i wear boxers
66. Tall or short boys?tall at least need 3m
67. Blonde or brunette guys?botak kind
68. Gd or bad boy?bad boy bcos i support a-mei
71. Wad do u find anonnying in a guy?whn he says the word annoying
72. Wads e first thing u notice abt a guy?chest hair
75. Wad r u hoping for?more dog food
77. Wad movie do u rly wna to watch?texas chainsaw massarce
78. Tell us abt those scars.dont hv
80. Whre is yr fav. place to travel?amk is enough
81. u last dream abt?im bringing sexy back
84. Who was the last person u tok to on e phone?a cat
85. Do u lyk e person tt sent this to u?no cos i need to del n del her anws
86. Ever had crush on a teacher?no , i had one on my principal
91. Chocolate or Vanilla?strawberry
93. Whos e most likely to respond?everyone cos we all respond to changes wht
94. Whos e least likely to respond??non-living thgs
95. Wad did u do last nite?eatg dog food
you can die of laughter by reading that pig's answers. okay. im off to sleep now. cip tmr at 8! shit. and its 5.30 alr ><
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